Thread: A day in the life of Tabasco Kat AKA Louedes - Lou Lou

Dear LouLou

Next time you sneak on the puter have a look at Facebook. I am setting you up an account and will mail your Mama details so she can let you get on there. I hear Miss Pansy P might get an account as well! I hope so.


I ate all my cooked chicken and I now know what you meant about going cos of Salmon - its nom nom nom!! I licked my plate clean, oops and yours.

One of your new toys arrived today and I tried it out for you but I'm too big for it. Your big tunnel with toys at both ends ... I kinda slunk through it but couldn't play :( I'm not allowed to open the other toys incase I destroy them. I keep being called a hooligan and a little sh8t! I'm gonna go on a duvet dig tonight .... oh but the slave has put the electric blanket on and its so warm and snuggly. Saving you a space xxxxx

Originally Posted by catslave

Dear LouLou

Next time you sneak on the puter have a look at Facebook. I am setting you up an account and will mail your Mama details so she can let you get on there. I hear Miss Pansy P might get an account as well! I hope so.

Honestly male MC's are the biggest gossips lol x

I am not a gossip puss Helen. If I was I'd post a picture of what my slave bought today and I'm not allowed to use until my little LouLou arrives. Its not fair it looks fun and comfy. I've been really good today and I'm still not allowed *sulks*




Ooops - ok I'm a gossip puss ;)

Ooh thats nice, if you are a good boy Buddy I'm sure you will be allowed to play in the box it came in!!!

Helloooooo everyone,only allowed to get paws on quickly this morning,mum has been called into work{think I can hear more pennies being dropped into the swear box}& she has to phone our human grandad to see how he is,he had a bit of an accident the other day & has a poorly arm,I like him because he gives me cuddles & lets me share his chair if I go over to see him,heard mum say he is becoming a bit of a liability,hey Buddy is that classed as "gossip"too or does gossip have to be an object like the picture you snuck on,also furry cus Crystal has been a bit poorly so mum has been on the phone a lot to Auntie Lynne about her she seems to be getting better but looks as if she could have passed it onto cus Ozzy ,now thats what I call sharing....! On the subject of sharing Buddy just have a quick purr in Lou Lous ear I think she would want you to try out that object that came before she arrived to make sure it was alllllllll safe for her,does look fun . Well have to go & get the boys in order brekkie should soon be coming up & us little ones have to make sure we are front of line don't we Lou Lou,Buddy take note that is the bestest way to win a girls heart,purrs to you,Pansy P x

Well good Morning to you Pansy p... I am still in the dog house with a bad human, she came to see us this morning for a mere milli second with no chicken in her hands muttering away to her self????/ apparently on listening she was telling the other cats shut up... I am sorry buiscuits will have to do this morning forgot to steam your chicken. I am very disappointed with this, I think I need to pack my furry little bags and move quick HOW can you forget to steam chicken what in life can be more important than that? I ask you, so sorry to hear all about the accident with the human grandaddy but at least you will get spoiled after you warm his chair. My human is off today her early clients cancelled and the later one rescheduled for tomorrow so looks like we are going to have a go outside in the run where she can keep an eye on us and our little toilet habits. I hope today she actually takes a photos of us too she seems to have forgotten how to use the camera around us. humph... WHY I have no idea as we are very photogenic bah!!

Catch you later, purrs to all Lou Lou xxxx

Oh poor you Lou Lou,no cooked chicken for breakfast,who would believe it,I feel so sorry for you,bestest you write to your big bruv Buddy & see what he can do about it.
Do you find it strange how these human adults mutter to themselves & have you noticed yet that they never seem to mutter about good things ???? I do wonder about them sometimes you know,if we purr to ourselves they wonder what is wrong but then they go around muttering to no one & it seems acceptable.My mum has come home in a good mood,actually said she is glad she had to go in,after two days of absolute chaos at work she reckons it was good to go in on a day that has been as"normal"as its possible to be in that line of work.She has given us all extra cuddles as we had to be left & we are now waiting to go outside for a bit of fun, did you manage to get out for a while & did you behave yourself when you done toilet duties??? Did she take any pictures of you ???? Has she cooked up the forgotten chicken yet???? Think you ought to check up on that one & if not get in touch with Buddy right away so he can have a word with his slave,she seems a pretty good sort & I am sure she would have a chat with your human if necessary but hopefully she muttered her way into the kitchen.Well door is now opening up & guess what the sun is shining so off for a wander & will try & find a nice warm corner to just relax in,bye for now. Pansy P x

What no cooked brekkie?? Sack your slave immediately! Then wait till she gives you lots of cuddles and treats, takes your photo and then re-instate her on her last warning that this must never be repeated. I'd check your other Mummy Amber didn't make your chicken disappear. I feels guilty now as I had mine and didn't send you any, I'm sorry.

I hope you got to go out to play today and that you were a good girl with your toilet. You gotta get out of that dog house. I've been laying out in the sun today but my slave keeps telling me that I shouldn't. What do these humans know about us cats? The human has to go to work soon so think its time for a game of hide and seek before she goe. This is a great game LouLou, you have to learn it. To you play it Pansy P, I heard Mummy say that Shimba does?

Luvs, purrs and steamed chicken to you all,
Buddy xxx

Oh Buddy I am so pleased Lou Lou has got you,knew you would come up with something,I am sure she wouldn't want you to feel guilty though about eating all your chicken you weren't to know she was being neglected,I bet she has been spoilt since though,what do you think...? Hopefully she will soon pop on to this thing & let us all know.
You are sure going to teach her some things when she comes home,can you imagine two hiding up when mum has to get ready to leave for work,will be very interesting to see what happens. I have tried to play hide & seek but I don't seem to be able to do it very well,because I have got funny shaped paws I lump down hard so everyone seems to know which direction I head off in & whenever I do manage to hide my bloomin chest seems to go into wheeze mode so EVERYONE can hear me,no fun at all but then mummy normally picks me up & gives me extra kisses & cuddles to make up for it,don't know that I would want to play it with Shimba anyway,when one of them has hidden up under mums duvet I have seen him roar down the corridor take a leap for mankind & land wollop on who ever is hiding,all I hear then is a high pitched squeak from one of my flattened bruvs,perhaps for little ole me I am safer not hiding but I bet you make it more fun than my lot.perhaps I will have to come & have a game with you & Lou Lou when she arrives.Now off to see what everyone else is up to,I can see two others,perhaps the other two are hiding from me,now the seek part should be ok for a little one,where should I start,I know under the patio table cover....xxx