Thread: Cats are Vampires - Right?

So you guys are familiar with Vampires right? They sleep during the day and are active at night just like a vampire. Vampires also leave 2 fang marks on a neck after they bite someone right?

Well that is our Whiskey kitty. He sleeps all day and spends his nights wrecking havoc all over the house. He wakes us up every chance he gets. To verify the fact that he is a vampire, he bit my neck the other day leaving 2 fang marks on my neck. I swear it looks like a vampire bite! Boy did that hurt. Lucky for him he didn't draw any blood.

He was on the counter so I picked him up to put him on the floor. All of a sudden he bit my neck! I guess he didn't want to be on the floor. He did this on Sunday and I still have 2 little red vampire marks on my neck.