Thread: Farting......

This gives me hope and make a bit of sense. Freyja - not prone to farting, and she's a grazer. Wicca seems to have a row of teeth inside her throat, which enables her to inhale her vast amounts of food rather than eat in the traditional sense, and her Trumpet Trousers flatulence is bad enough to consider looking for a Hazmat suit on eBay. It's only happened twice, and I pray to ANY deity that will have me that it doesn't happen again. Even she looked a bit perturbed by it - ears in aeroplane mode, slinking off to somewhere in the house with a higher oxygen content... So I'm encouraged that it might pass as she gets older. And bigger!